Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for September 29, 2014

Good one.

Losing a few pounds is what she has her ion.

Oh look, my favorite flavor of quark is on special.

Vacuum soup.

Oh look, the daughter of Prof Higgs has got her bows on.

If she orders a dish with no electrons, there will be no charge…

Kind of like asking for chemical free food.

After dinner, they’re going to the movies to see the new Tron.

I have absolutely nothing to add to all of this…

Asking for an empty plate!

How about our new Dark Matter burger?

Try our dark matter stew. I can’t tell you what it’s made of, but I know it’s there.

Is the food gluon free?