The turtle would tell it differently. He’d say it was the snail who was speeding like a race car. In fact, his last words before the accident were, “Look at that es-car-go!”
Cop’s testimony: I admit it. Tortoise and I were having a race. It wasn’t exactly hare-raising. I stopped for some donuts. He said something about “slow and steady”. Guess he didn’t follow his own advice.
A turtle may be slow on its feet; but if you pick it up by the shell, the head and neck move at light speed! I discovered just how long the neck can be when I tried to move a large turtle from the road to the ditch. It would be an understatement to say it was “peed off”! It managed to pee on me before I put it down on the shoulder of the road!.Last time I help a wayward reptile…
oldpine52 over 9 years ago
Another speed related accident.
jameslasher over 9 years ago
speed kills…they are safe………. just a headache .
Toonerific over 9 years ago
… he never saw the sudden snail until it was way too late …
cdward over 9 years ago
The turtle would tell it differently. He’d say it was the snail who was speeding like a race car. In fact, his last words before the accident were, “Look at that es-car-go!”
jreckard over 9 years ago
Cop’s testimony: I admit it. Tortoise and I were having a race. It wasn’t exactly hare-raising. I stopped for some donuts. He said something about “slow and steady”. Guess he didn’t follow his own advice.
GROG Premium Member over 9 years ago
That would make a great Meatloaf song.
Jojo lasher over 9 years ago
MY LIFE JUST FLASHED BEFORE MY EYE’S SIR ,I DIDN’T SEE IT COMING
TheAuldWan over 9 years ago
Speed Demons!
neverenoughgold over 9 years ago
A turtle may be slow on its feet; but if you pick it up by the shell, the head and neck move at light speed! I discovered just how long the neck can be when I tried to move a large turtle from the road to the ditch. It would be an understatement to say it was “peed off”! It managed to pee on me before I put it down on the shoulder of the road!.Last time I help a wayward reptile…
katzenbooks45 over 9 years ago
“It all happened so fast!”
MontanaLady over 9 years ago
Turtle probably flipped when he tried to pass that slow slow snail in the middle of his lane……..
What? Me worried ? over 9 years ago
Dam kids ,he came outa nowhere like some a ninja turtle !
Shikamoo Premium Member over 9 years ago
He had just Turtle waxed his shell too!