Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for March 07, 2010

Makes sense to me.

A scone is a terrible thing to waste….. as is a spleen.

“A bird in the hand will do you dirty.”

Winky should have remembered the punchline “I don’t need to outrun the bear, I only need to outrun you.” But apparently (lucky for Pam and Brewster), killbots don’t run a multitasking OS.

There is a lesson here, some where. I’m sure there is, some where.

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I love it! Lost in Space meets Lost in Translation meets plain ol’ LOST! The ultimate warm-up entertainment for Oscars Night ;- )

Huh? I think I’ll go see if my bed is still warm

Yeah, if you throw scones, it’ll make your grass floor wet…

Everything that Brewster said seemed quite accurate, except for that last statement that “people who live in grass houses should not throw scones”.

I believe the statement should be “people who live in grass houses should not stow thrones”.

http://www.punoftheday.com/cgi-bin/punjoke.pl?number=16

“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” (Jack Handey)

In the meantime, get out the bucket of fresh spleens. Winky’s going to need one again!

Lucky 33 spleens.

35

Cloning Lab, We’re going to need another Winky.