from today’s FBPOFW comment: Brought to mind yesterday’s news item about the idiot who climbed over several barriers and carried his infant into the elephant pen in a zoo, only to be chased by the angry elephant and dropping the baby as he escaped. Was fortunately able to go back and retrieve the baby just in the nick of time.
momofalex7 about 3 years ago
I love a good elephant joke. Anyone remember some good ones?
Bill D. Kat Premium Member about 3 years ago
I can’t understand why he laughed at it the first time he heard it.
vacman about 3 years ago
My favorite is "Why did the elephant cross the road? " “It was the chicken’s day off.”
jr1234 about 3 years ago
from today’s FBPOFW comment: Brought to mind yesterday’s news item about the idiot who climbed over several barriers and carried his infant into the elephant pen in a zoo, only to be chased by the angry elephant and dropping the baby as he escaped. Was fortunately able to go back and retrieve the baby just in the nick of time.
https://www.gocomics.com/forbetterorforworse/2021/03/21
RobertaPyle about 3 years ago
Groucho Marx in a Marx Brothers movie. “The other morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he GOT into my pajamas, I will never know!”
listmom about 3 years ago
They’re both purple, except the elephant.
crazeekatlady about 3 years ago
Why does the elephant wear tennies? Because elevenies are too big and ninies too small!
patlaborvi about 3 years ago
Does anyone remember the old Monty Python skit the funiest joke in the world? https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2hwqqd