Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 22, 2014
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Transcript:
Breezy: Where are you going, Rip? Rip Haywire: Maddog Ironguts told me he was brought down by love! And also possibly his insane Funyuns habit! He loved his girl so much, he became too afraid to stupidly risk his life in the quest for glory and sweet explosions! She broke him and then dumped him... now we have to pick up the pieces of his wimpy, miserable life. Love. There's no room for it in hero work. Breezy: Present company excluded, right, Rip? Sweetie? Darling... Cobra Carson: Well, looks like we're on a level playing field now, carrot cake head!
Badeyes almost 10 years ago
Ummmmm Carrot Cake.
electricshadow Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Is there such a thing as a sane Funyuns habit?
imbaldeagle almost 10 years ago
Not quite a level playing field. Rip has memories of you, Cobra…
Chrisdiaz801 almost 10 years ago
Cobra’s smile makes me think there will be something afoot soon for Rip to face(And it might involve Cupid-gasp.).
ready.here almost 10 years ago
Yes. A hero should not fall in love. My name is Ron Head. So, Carrot Cake is related to me. Not like cousins or anything, I hope. In case, I ever run into her. I wonder who would play her in a movie or television series. Can I use the word, sexy, here?
SkyFisher almost 10 years ago
I see the Betty-Veronica Dynamic is in full effect today!BTW: Mr. Head, are you related to Anthony?And I think Christina Hendricks would play Breezy. Angelina Jolie would be Cobra. Dan Thompson would play Rip.
Dragoncat almost 10 years ago
And here I am waiting patiently to see that Vanilla and Chocolate wedding cake…with Raspberry glaze.
Dragoncat almost 10 years ago
Yeah, Cobra… I’m sure Sheriff Rodeo will be happy to hear that.
7samauri almost 10 years ago
Brad Paisley said it best. “I’m gonna miss her…”
C and O 2666 almost 10 years ago
George Eads as Rip
williamferry almost 10 years ago
For casting, I would go with Amy Adams and Rose McGowan, myself.