Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 26, 2010

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    DarthSequitur  about 14 years ago

    YUP, that’s how it all happened.

    Very concise summery, Wiley.

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    madKanga  about 14 years ago

    The worst that could happen? you will get bitten!

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    michealdark  about 14 years ago

    Joe & Danae and Kate’s mom, the early days!

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    Pacejv  about 14 years ago

    So THAT’s how Discover Card got its name!

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    Justice22  about 14 years ago

    Eden will be foreclosed upon and you will be kicked out into the cruel world without a place to live while the devil collects unrealistic profits and lives in your garden.

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    ejcapulet  about 14 years ago

    I think I’ll have the mangoes instead.

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    caucel  about 14 years ago

    Just Eat. :)

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    grapfhics  about 14 years ago

    a subprime fruit? oh, yeah like most fruit at the supermarket.

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    reynard61  about 14 years ago

    “So what’s the worst that could happen?”

    Foreclosure and eviction. (And it was such a prime piece of real estate too…)

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    mlswartz_99  about 14 years ago

    Creepy… she kind of looks like Victoria. “Run Joe, run…”

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    ronaldmundy  about 14 years ago

    that’s how i was run off my garden. subprime my a**!

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    DolphinGirl78  about 14 years ago

    Sneaky snake… lol

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    wicky  about 14 years ago

    Radish, you are right, she does look like victoria…thanks for the curve ball Wiley.

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    Nebulous Premium Member about 14 years ago

    @Joe Doty: Where in the strip does it say that the fruit is an apple? And if you say that it looks like one, then I’ll have to ask how you know what the Fruit of the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil looks like.

    Of course, the problem wasn’t the fruit in the tree, it was the pair on the ground.

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    Barbaratoo  about 14 years ago

    I (half-jokingly) resent that it’s the woman who says what she does. It’s been my experience that it’s the man who thinks that way! I’ve been a “fixed rate” woman all my life! Haha! P.S. And have absolutely no credit card debt!

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    Wiley creator about 14 years ago

    @Barbaratoo

    Actually, I felt the same way. I originally was going to have Adam saying it, as it would be more accurate in today’s world, but thought I should stick closer to the Bible story.

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    ChazNCenTex  about 14 years ago

    Careful Eve, you could lose your shirt - metaphorically speaking.

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    ottod Premium Member about 14 years ago

    Fer Lefer:

    What’s a Chihuahua grade apple?

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    DolphinGirl78  about 14 years ago

    Barbaratoo: I have no credit card debt either or any other debt actually… it’s a wonderful feeling! Took me 14 years though to get out of its thumb though… :)

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    GROG Premium Member about 14 years ago

    I too, think she bears a striking resemblance to Victoria.

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    mjlew01  about 14 years ago

    does the snake go by the name Goldman-sachs?

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    Plods with ...™  about 14 years ago

    Thank goodness for color. The B&W version doesn’t really show her hair at all.

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    vexatron1984  about 14 years ago

    @CA_QUERCUS

    Poor snakes have been getting a bad rap ever since. Snakes are awesome animals and aren’t slimy at all. Feel your fingernail, that’s about how a snake feels. Cold-blooded is an outdated term, ectothermic is now correct.

    Okay, zoology lesson over!

    I always thought it was crummy that everyone blamed Eve for our downfall. She didn’t MAKE Adam eat the bleeep thing. Ah well, guess one shouldn’t gripe over the outcome of a fairy tale.

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    kfaatz925  about 14 years ago

    I love the snake’s expression. Great one, Wiley!

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    Wiley creator about 14 years ago

    @vexatron1984

    Because the bible was written by men. That alone makes it suspect.

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    joefish25  about 14 years ago

    @Wiley, my quixote senses tell me that ObviousMan might have a comment soon

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    CogentModality  about 14 years ago

    The same might be said about your strip.

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    Ooops! Premium Member about 14 years ago

    The Bible cannot possibly be perfect. People are not perfect and they wrote the Bible.

    (I will try not to bash men in particular, they did not know better at the time. I tried to restrain myself from mentioning that if many of the the stories in the Bible were told today, there would be a lot more people on medication.)

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    Wildmustang1262  about 14 years ago

    Joe-Allen “Joe” Doty said, about 9 hours ago

    This is a funny Non Sequitur all right. No real connection with the bible story at all.

    No apple in the Genesis story.

    The word “apple” didn’t say anything in the Bible, two words God used to tell in the Bible was “forbidden fruit.” I think but not sure if I am right or not.

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    Justice22  about 14 years ago

    Usually the newer model is supposed to be improved also. In this case God went a step backward.

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    ronaldmundy  about 14 years ago

    i’ll stick with tomatoes as the “forbidden fruit”, but then that puts eden somewhere in south america……….

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    lazygrazer  about 14 years ago

    Using the “apple” to depict the “forbidden fruit” first came about as a silly guess from the childish minds of the early religious hierarchy.

    Poor apple.

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    mancocapac  about 14 years ago

    Odd, we don’t see the bets the snake is taking on the side

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    strodgers  about 14 years ago

    Though I know it wasn’t necessarily an apple, Flip Wilson once said it wasn’t the apple in the tree that made Man sin, it was the pair on the ground.

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    MatureCanadian  about 14 years ago

    grazer - You are so right. Most of the people translating the scrolls were almost illiterate. The translations were best guess and the monks/priests writing down the translations were copying someone else’s notes.

    Great one Wiley. Super smirk on the snake.

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    treered  about 14 years ago

    “…so what’s the worst that can happen?” another candidate for famous last words… Good One Wiley!!!!!

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    artybee  about 14 years ago

    This one is way, WAY too close to the truth!

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    dead.theologians.society  about 14 years ago

    I would agree with Mr Doty and add for Wiley’s benefit, that the Bible section in discussion that is attributed to Moses does not put the blame on the woman, but states she was deceived. It puts the blame squarely on man because he ate without deception and of his free will.

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    wicky  about 14 years ago

    And It was eve that succumbed first, also she had a low credit rating…ergo no credit card balances.

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    Wiley creator about 14 years ago

    And on the 8th day, the Lord said, “STOP ANALYZING CARTOONS!’

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    Ushindi  about 14 years ago

    joefish25: I can’t really congratulate you on the accuracy of your prediction, as it was a given he would be thumping away…

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    policelimit Premium Member about 14 years ago

    Great strip today (and every day), Wiley!

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    Trebor39  about 14 years ago

    Just another banker at work.

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    Siberman  about 14 years ago

    And on the 8th day, the Lord said, “STOP ANALYZING CARTOONS!’

    But feel free to question a belief.

    Gotcha.

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    vexatron1984  about 14 years ago

    Since when is d@rn a swear word?

    Belief’s should be questioned Siberman, how else could we learn and move forward? Besides, analyzing and questioning are two different things!

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    NoBrandName  about 14 years ago

    Arg! Wiley, you’ve stirred up such a rat’s nest that now I feel like I have to go back and review the Genesis story to confirm my belief that many of the commenters here are just pulling stuff out of their backsides. The best argument against the “truth” of the Bible is the Bible itself…

    Anyone who purports to know what the proper context of the Bible is and feels the need to correct others can be considered a Bible thumper.

    And yes, question belief. For it is through questioning beliefs that new knowledge is gained.

    Ji2m - same can be said of Republicans, or any other political party in a system based on a short election cycle.

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    finefox Premium Member about 14 years ago

    Re; the apple. In the middle ages miracle plays were presented in the church, The common one on Christmas Eve was Adam & Eve, the stage prop was a fir tree with apples on it because of preservation in winter. Hence the non-biblical apple and our modern Christmas tree. BTW the snakes name is Barney. Great strip.

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    Siberman  about 14 years ago

    vexatron 1984 said:

    “Belief’s should be questioned Siberman, how else could we learn and move forward? Besides, analyzing and questioning are two different things!”

    Feel free to question any belief you do or do not have . Just don’t take a stand against political analyzing and then support religious analyzing without expecting negative feedback.

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    COGNIZANT  about 14 years ago

    “Foreclosure and eviction. (And it was such a prime piece of real estate too…)”

    VERY GOOD, REYNARD61!!!

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