The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for September 18, 2022
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Transcript:
Jazmine: There goes Riley again. Why does he keep running around the block? Huey: He's in training, so to speak... Jazmine: Does he want to run track when he's older? Huey: No, Riley wants to be a notorious crime lord when he's older... ... This is preparation for his big TV break... Jazmine: I'm confused... Huey: See, Jazmine, Riley is hoping to one day be... The guy who gets away on "cops." Which, I have to admit, is better than the alternative. Riley: (Pant, pant) OK, (Pant) Now you gotta run behind me with a (gasp) video camera so I can see how I'm gonna look (pant, cough) on screen...
GirlGeek Premium Member over 1 year ago
Jazmine’s hair looks adorable like that
Ellis97 over 1 year ago
Whenever Riley does associate himself with crooks and delinquents, he only ends up regretting it in the climax of the episode. Not that it stops him from calling them.
daisypekin01 over 1 year ago
dorky, Riley, the answer is dorky.
kaffekup over 1 year ago
First, Riley, you have to take your shirt off.
William Bludworth Premium Member over 1 year ago
Riley needs to figure out how he’d look in handcuffs. Cops have these things called ’Raid-E-Os". The cop chasing you might not get you but the canine officer that gets called in will.
Timothy Madigan Premium Member over 1 year ago
He misses the point of COPS. They don’t show the ones who get away.