The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for April 22, 2022
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Transcript:
Man: I can't believe I waited in line for over a year for "star wars" and it stunk. Huey: I know it's tough. Man: It's not fair. A year of my life. I demand restitution!! Huey: Perhaps you should consider legal action. Man: Hey... That's not a bad idea - lost wages, mental distress - I could sell some of my "star wars" toys and hire a lawyer! Huey: How much is your collection worth? Man: Who knows? Three or four hundred thousand... Huey: Why not sell it all and hire Johnnie Cochran for a week? Man: Do you think he would take the case?
fuzzbucket Premium Member about 2 years ago
Didn’t Johnnie lose his license to practice law?
Johnny Q Premium Member about 2 years ago
If they disliked THE PHANTOM MENACE, wait till they see ATTACK OF THE CLONES!
Ellis97 about 2 years ago
Star Wars is a zombie franchise that just won’t end, similar to Ice Age and Transformers. How far will they go to alienate their hardcore fans? How far will they go?
JoeMartinFan Premium Member about 2 years ago
“If the movie is wack, get a year’s pay back! If the movie sucks, I’ll get you big bucks!” – something Johnnie Cochran might say! Although I think this would be a civil case, not a criminal case, in which case I’m not sure Johnnie would take it. And yeah, I know I’m overthinking it! :-)