By the closest exit, and if there isn’t on close, she’ll bloddy well make one!
Because when Grandma Wanda “Wild wind” Von Tramp gets going one way or another, the air will change color.
And lighting a match will probably just blow the house up.
Actually, Lord D, for once I have to say “nay.” (Although you’ve come up with a brilliant name!)
Another fan (Torsten Adair) named the mom “Gertrude P. Thornsucker” a couple of years ago when I first created her. Torsten even wrote a funny biography about her:
http://bit.ly/c4IsZl
I think, however, that Gertrude has a sister (with the same problem) who married into the Von Tramp family. That’d be Wanda.
Yes Mr. Lustig I believe you are right, It was Wanda I was thinking about. If I recall correctly she married the late Mahnho Von Tramp, and thus became the matriarch of what was to become the (in)famous Von Tramp dynasty.
LordDogmore over 14 years ago
By the closest exit, and if there isn’t on close, she’ll bloddy well make one! Because when Grandma Wanda “Wild wind” Von Tramp gets going one way or another, the air will change color. And lighting a match will probably just blow the house up.
fredbuhl over 14 years ago
No wonder Dad works late.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator over 14 years ago
Actually, Lord D, for once I have to say “nay.” (Although you’ve come up with a brilliant name!)
Another fan (Torsten Adair) named the mom “Gertrude P. Thornsucker” a couple of years ago when I first created her. Torsten even wrote a funny biography about her: http://bit.ly/c4IsZl
I think, however, that Gertrude has a sister (with the same problem) who married into the Von Tramp family. That’d be Wanda.
3hourtour Premium Member over 14 years ago
..either way…wait ‘til Grangdad gets wind of this…
geowash over 14 years ago
You could say Dad is the wind between her cheeks!
drewhollan over 14 years ago
Even if she is horny, who would want to. Most likely it’s both and who would want to. (She forgot the frames to her glasses.)
coltish1 over 14 years ago
And when Gertrude smiles? That’s either gas or horniness, too, I’d bet.
Plods with ...™ over 14 years ago
No frames drew - two monocles and super glue…
What I’d like to know is how she finds out which one it is. If she’s wrong Dad’s in BIG trouble.
cleokaya over 14 years ago
She doesn’t know whether she is coming or going.
joefish25 over 14 years ago
cleokaya…. very funny
LordDogmore over 14 years ago
Yes Mr. Lustig I believe you are right, It was Wanda I was thinking about. If I recall correctly she married the late Mahnho Von Tramp, and thus became the matriarch of what was to become the (in)famous Von Tramp dynasty.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator over 14 years ago
LordD, that’s it exactly!