Monty by Jim Meddick for June 06, 2014

Eww! I don’t even like to walk within twenty feet of one of those stinky, filthy port-a-loos. And, even more, it is not a “perfect blind,” because it is not possible to see out of it as long as the door is closed! D’oh!

But it is the “perfect blind”. No one, including the monster, can see anyone else.

We call them port-a-johns here…waitaminute, am I supposed to have been reading Sedgewick with a British accent all these years??

splatt!

I thought I was the only one that called them port-a-loos. Having grown up watching a lot of British TV, I’ve adopted some of their terms for use here in The States. I also often use “bloody hell” instead of !!$#%#$%$, since it doesn’t offend. Not that I’m opposed to using !!@%%^^%!!! or even !!&*%&!! when it’s called for.

I so look forward to the day Jarvis quits and gives TMZ a tell-all interview. Maybe he could go on to host a cynical 21st century version of “Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous”.

Anyone want to bet the Chupacabra is Fleshy tormenting his favorite prey again?

It’s called a TURDIS.

Be prepared for a storytelling twist that painted me into a corner — next week. I’m sure you guys will jump all over it.

Port-a-loo must be the imported term. Porta-Pottie in grey, blue, pink or purple boxes. Sometimes green. But the green ones are more rare than the pink or purple. .In a 10 K run/walk – go for the last set of porta-potties before the end of the race. (usually around the 8 K mark). Those ones are usually cleaner.