Stopped one day to retrieve a large turtle crossing the road near the house. I was concerned it might get hit by a car so I picked it up with both hands near the back of the shell.Wow! I had no idea the neck was so long! Here I was trying to save it from impending doom, and the damn thing was reaching around trying to snap at my fingers! Just as I reached the side of the road to place it back in the grass, it peed on me!Man, did that stink! Maybe next time I will let nature take its course.
LeoAutodidact about 10 years ago
As Einstein showed, all speed is Relative.
Dream on, young Shellback!
David Huie Green PrepareBeforeOrRegretLater about 10 years ago
faster than most glaciersfaster than plate tectonic motionslower than Quicksilver in the latest X-Men movie
Wren Fahel about 10 years ago
I remember my daughter telling me, “I want to be tall, like you!” I laughed. I’m only 5’ tall, and at age 9, she’s already almost as tall as me!
mourdac Premium Member about 10 years ago
That father worship will soon end. Hope he enjoys it while it lasts.
e.groves about 10 years ago
He’s not slow and he’s not fast. He’s half-fast.
neverenoughgold about 10 years ago
Stopped one day to retrieve a large turtle crossing the road near the house. I was concerned it might get hit by a car so I picked it up with both hands near the back of the shell.Wow! I had no idea the neck was so long! Here I was trying to save it from impending doom, and the damn thing was reaching around trying to snap at my fingers! Just as I reached the side of the road to place it back in the grass, it peed on me!Man, did that stink! Maybe next time I will let nature take its course.
Karaboo2 about 10 years ago
Seems like kids always grow up fast.