Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 27, 2014

Only $300? I see a lack of appetite….

The patient must be an accountant… or a lawyer.

The Literalist.

This is supposed to be what a shrink sees when he’s directed to look at an inkblot by another shrink.

My back hurts just thinking about sitting in that position.

and it’s 2 A.M. and I’m commenting on a cartoon, dern.

I see whatever Dr. Rorschach saw.

a roar shock for naive ceos?

“I see a naked woman.”“And this one?”“A couple making love.”“And this one?”“It looks like a man’s organ.”“My diagnosis is that you have an obsession with sex.”“I have an obsession? Who’s been showing me all these dirty pictures?!”

$300 an hour is a pretty stiff price to pay for shrinkage.

I’m surprised that nobody saw anything that could be considered a political commentary.

A little slow on the uptake this morning. I sat several seconds before the point soaked in and I laughed. I like cartoons like that.

Sometimes you are better off solving the problem yourself.

There is the other Shrink Blot test…..The one where you loft ‘im out the window and interpret the blot that way, I suppose, but that’s been outlawed for years now, nearly everywhere….

Hmmm.,,,,$300 per hour……test runs for a minimum of 8 hours , and for a small fee he will give you the results after one question……which is “How much do you have left?”

Very few people ever see how their behavior contributes to a social problem,,,, Especially when its used to go along to get along.

I was being tested once, not paying, and turned the second blot into a twenty or so minute story, with the shrink laughing through most of it. He concluded I was crazy, but in the best sort of way. Like Wiley.