Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for June 23, 2014
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restaurant closings the following establishments have been closed for health code violations. gobsmacker english cuisine scrod & leeks aghy crimp boiled uggins gobsmacker - food preparation surfaces show evidence of con-tamination by english cuisine. mama medea's family restaurant mama medea's - several question-able items ( macaroni & cheese & tacks) listed on children's menu. bump 'n' grind coffee house live nude dancing girls girls girls hot hot hot bump 'n' grind - numerous embar-assing injuries caused by combination of hot beverages & lap dancing. le petomaine's le petomaines friday is big blowout night! all bean chili le petomaine's - closed for inadequate soundproofing, poor ventilation & broken chairs.
Sisyphos almost 10 years ago
Yikes! I especially wouldn’t want to visit that last one! And I’d be too embarrassed to seek my coffee in the third….
Ermine Notyours almost 10 years ago
Just give them a C rating and let the public decide.
garysnorton almost 10 years ago
I love this intellectually clever comic.
ehtaniguchi almost 10 years ago
Hey, kippers and eggs are awesome. Beans on toast is also greatly underrated.
JP Steve Premium Member almost 10 years ago
does anyone not know who Le Petomaine was?
redbaronss almost 10 years ago
Hmmmm….any relation to Blazing Saddles’ Governor Lepetomane? (Played by Mel Brooks)