Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for May 05, 2014

Satch is just happy that someone else will do it for him!

I told my dog he’s never to answer the door when I’m not home.

Oh no, what cat-astrophe awaits Bucky now? Death by catapult? By cataclysm? By cat-fight? A permanent state of catatonia? The eternal catnap? Will this newcomer use Satchel as a cat’s-paw to finish Bucky off? Oh, there’s a whole catalog of things that could happen.

In any case, he seems doomed for the catacombs.

OK, I’m out of puns now.

And the reason didn’t even faze Satch. His only question would be the “what did Bucky do,” not “why would you want to kill Bucky?” (That is a given.)

so polite for a killing, should we call a few more friends?

“Hokay Hey " Bucky

If Buck’s not in the apartment, where is he?

The traitorous Satchel!

Oh, Satchel, curse your inevitable betrayal.

Should be easy…. if the ferrets leave enough to kill.

hahahaha!! …..“Would you like steam pudding and custard for afters?”

you may have to get in line, yellowcat.

Satchel should tell him to join the queue in the living room.

I remember this one. Sort of a “kitty mafia.”

My cat growls when someone comes to the door. Yes that’s right, my CAT.

Don’t underestimate Satchel – he may lock the would-be killer in the bathroom and call the police!