VOGON CAPTAIN:Mister Halfrunt, I have just wiped out half of my crew!
GAG HALFRUNT:I zink zis iz probably perfectly normal behaviour for a Vogon. Ze natural and healthy channelling of aggressive instincts into acts of senseless violence -
VOGON CAPTAIN:That is exactly what you always say!!
GAG HALFRUNT:Vell, I zink zat iz probably perfectly normal behavior for a psychiatrist. Ah! Exzellent! Eh, eh, ve are clearly both very vell adjusted in our mental attitudes today. Heh-hehheh.
Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 9 years ago
It enrages me to the point I want to rip off your head and shove that pencil through your ear canal.
“Yes, I think we’re done here. Would you be so good as to pay your bill on your way out and never return. That would be great. Thanks.”
tuggrover over 9 years ago
LOL… it’s funny, I’m a therapist and it’s really a myth that’s all us therapists ask our clients. Still funny though.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 9 years ago
I’m feeling shrink wrapped
Nobody_Important over 9 years ago
Feeling indifferent to your question…..
markzwaan over 9 years ago
Reminds me of this conversation:
VOGON CAPTAIN:Mister Halfrunt, I have just wiped out half of my crew!
GAG HALFRUNT:I zink zis iz probably perfectly normal behaviour for a Vogon. Ze natural and healthy channelling of aggressive instincts into acts of senseless violence -
VOGON CAPTAIN:That is exactly what you always say!!
GAG HALFRUNT:Vell, I zink zat iz probably perfectly normal behavior for a psychiatrist. Ah! Exzellent! Eh, eh, ve are clearly both very vell adjusted in our mental attitudes today. Heh-hehheh.
InstantIsaac over 9 years ago
Hahaha! what a great strip!