A car sits pulled over to the side of the road with a police officer next to it. The car has a hand sticking out of it.
Police officer: Do you know why I pulled you over.
Not so wise guys.
“Fail to Secure Load”…..a common violation.Like riding next to some “dudes” smoking a joint and handing it back and forth. I was right beside them in a big black and white full marked police cruiser. Finally the passenger looked over at me and smiled. Then noticed WHO I was…..and ate the joint still lit burning his mouth waving frantically.I of course stopped them, they had no more with them and were freaking out the whole time. I felt sorry for the joint eater. I gave him a bottle of water to sooth the burn and let them go.Yea…..we are a lot like SuperTroopers sometimes.
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 10 years ago
At first I thought that was Jimmy Hoffa’s hand
Toonerific about 10 years ago
We got to hand it to the traffic cop…
Vet Premium Member about 10 years ago
“Fail to Secure Load”…..a common violation.Like riding next to some “dudes” smoking a joint and handing it back and forth. I was right beside them in a big black and white full marked police cruiser. Finally the passenger looked over at me and smiled. Then noticed WHO I was…..and ate the joint still lit burning his mouth waving frantically.I of course stopped them, they had no more with them and were freaking out the whole time. I felt sorry for the joint eater. I gave him a bottle of water to sooth the burn and let them go.Yea…..we are a lot like SuperTroopers sometimes.
cbrsarah about 10 years ago
“No, officer, I have no idea why you pulled me over. I don’t have ESP.” Cops need to rephrase that question.
davbart92663 about 10 years ago
I always liked to answer the question…“Because your lonely and want to cuddle?”