Scary Gary by Mark Buford for April 07, 2014

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    Red_Fez  about 10 years ago

    Leopold would have to bring up Gary’s old flame.

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    Sisyphos  about 10 years ago

    I understand your angst, Gary. But look at the bright side: you’ve got Leopold and Owen and Travis in the house (not to mention Lab Rat and the Thing That Lives Under the Stairs). And in the neighborhood there are Steve and Frankie and Beatrice and the Fifty-foot Woman.So, really, you’re not alone! It just seems that way, old man!

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 10 years ago

    You are not the only one Gary. : (

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    Hectoruno  about 10 years ago

    Didn’t she die at 19? She didn’t have much time for dating. It was probably for the best.

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    David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction  about 10 years ago

    Some lieJoan DID dieAnd cursed be those who burned herIn Hell they scream out her name“Joan, where are you?We know you’re dead.We know we sent you on ahead.”Comes a higher voice,“You could not send her down belowShe is MY child, that I well know.In your hands she suffered painIn MY hands, she has eternal gain.”

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