Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for April 20, 2014
April 19, 2014
April 21, 2014
Transcript:
You'll catch your death of cold lying on that ground...
And when you do...
I'm not going to feel sorry for you!
Arlo: Wish I had a dollar for every time I've heard that!
No, but you can get a deathly chill, at least around here. I dug some turf out to create better drainage away from the house at a downspout Friday; the ground was still frozen 1" down.
When I was nine I was visiting my granny while moving to Florida, and rode the Pender County school bus in NC. One day I thought it’d be neat to hang my head out the bus window all the way home. The next day I had the earache from HELL in the ear that’d been blown in.Fast forward about ten years. My mom, dad, and I rode the Bee Line Ferry across Tampa Bay from St. Petersburg to Manatee County. It was the Fourth of July. The next day I had the earache from HELL in the ear that had caught the prevailing wind. So I, at least, can get earaches from wind. I also IMHO believe I have come down with colds after getting cold. I know, a viruses or bacteria caused the sniffles-type cold, but maybe the temperature-type cold lowered my resistance. (I could be wrong.)
I have heard that women marry their dads, although I’d be hard pressed to prove that with any of the women in my family, either my sisters or my sisters-in-law, or my niece.
Varnes about 10 years ago
Story of my life…..
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault about 10 years ago
Few enjoy life nearly as well as Arlo
Reppr Premium Member about 10 years ago
No, you don’t catch colds. Just old wives tales.
Greg Johnston about 10 years ago
No, but you can get a deathly chill, at least around here. I dug some turf out to create better drainage away from the house at a downspout Friday; the ground was still frozen 1" down.
mabrndt Premium Member about 10 years ago
Happy Easter (eCard)
louieglutz about 10 years ago
it’s a scientific fact that cold viruses propagate on well maintained lawns. they mate with the mold spores.
Gokie5 about 10 years ago
When I was nine I was visiting my granny while moving to Florida, and rode the Pender County school bus in NC. One day I thought it’d be neat to hang my head out the bus window all the way home. The next day I had the earache from HELL in the ear that’d been blown in.Fast forward about ten years. My mom, dad, and I rode the Bee Line Ferry across Tampa Bay from St. Petersburg to Manatee County. It was the Fourth of July. The next day I had the earache from HELL in the ear that had caught the prevailing wind. So I, at least, can get earaches from wind. I also IMHO believe I have come down with colds after getting cold. I know, a viruses or bacteria caused the sniffles-type cold, but maybe the temperature-type cold lowered my resistance. (I could be wrong.)
K M about 10 years ago
I have heard that women marry their dads, although I’d be hard pressed to prove that with any of the women in my family, either my sisters or my sisters-in-law, or my niece.
katzenbooks45 about 10 years ago
If you break your leg, don’t come running to me!
ARLOS DAD about 10 years ago
gotta enjoy what you enjoy…..