Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 28, 2014
March 27, 2014
March 29, 2014
Transcript:
Marigold: Once, a unicorn names Fancy Sparkleface created a jingle for Sunflower Horn Polish so catchy, it became lodged in every unicorn's head. No unicorn was able to get anything accomplished! We were forced to flight back using magic, and as-blocking spells were born. Phoebe: I've never actually seen you "accomplish" anything, Marigold: Being me is a significant accomplishment.
scyphi26 about 10 years ago
Gotta keep in mind unicorn standards, after all. if it doesn’t involve themselves, they aren’t interested.
WaitingMan about 10 years ago
One of the ads popping up for me these days is for the 50th anniversary of “It’s a Small World”. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
kaykeyser about 10 years ago
Also: Marigold you accomplish a lot. You bring us enjoyable fun fun silly unicorn goodness every day. Being Phoebe’s friend is a great accomplishment.
Hag5000 about 10 years ago
Marigold will always have a comeback for every remark.
tudza2 about 10 years ago
It had to be me,It had to be me,I looked around and suddenly foundI just have to be
Comic Minister Premium Member about 10 years ago
Agreed Unicorn!
Comic Minister Premium Member about 10 years ago
Agreed Unicorn!
chuuckcly Premium Member about 10 years ago
Assorted ear-worms tilting at the windmills of my mind…
Ermine Notyours about 10 years ago
Fancy Sparkleface must have written the Dollar Tree jingle that’s on now. We have a TV at work, and so I had to put an ocean wave sound effect on my iPod so I can cover up outside noises and still be able to read without the distraction of voice or music. When I get in the break room, I can’t get that thing on fast enough.
jerrica.benton333 over 2 years ago
i’m starting to wonder if i get to seean alternate time line if i disable my ad blocker…
at least i bought all the books… and then they all got burned up… and i bought them all again… and they all got stolen… and i bought them all AGAIN! (and i bought the first box set for my friend’s kid)
still need to buy a copy of “Glory,” tho… ahem