Matt Bors for March 12, 2014
March 07, 2014
March 19, 2014
Transcript:
Drawing Up The Bill of Rights Founding Father: Hypothetically, let's say a woman wears a dress and a creeper takes an upskirt photo of her on the subway to post to his Tumblr. Founding Father: And she, feeling threatened, shoots him dead under that state's "Stand Your Ground" law. Founding Father: The question then arises! Can the meta data collected from their Fitbits be sold to a third-party anonymous SuperPAC planning a targeted ad buy? And So: Founding Father: We're big on "Free Speech" and "Liberty." Man: Good luck out there!
Ryan Plut about 10 years ago
The guy in the background, on the right? Isn’t that John McCain?
Jason Allen about 10 years ago
“2016: new google glasses looks through clothes. Supply can’t keep up with demand.”Ummm…. have you SEEN the general public? I certainly don’t want to see most people naked.
Jason Allen about 10 years ago
“At least the Founding Fathers had the ability to realize that sometimes you need a weapon to quiet that friggin’ thug music you hear at gas stations.”Or to “defend yourself” against that unarmed teen you’ve been following.
Pharmakeus Ubik about 10 years ago
At last we will have Peril Sensitive Sunglasses.