What’s that other number, a bit farther down? Oh, yes. 666. (And how come the Devil has his own number, and God doesn’t. Guess Satan is an early adopter. And I tried to call God once. You wouldn’t believe the wait time for Customer Support.)
If I can’t make it to Church (health reasons / insomnia / chronic depression causing physical pain) I go to http://www.forwardchurch.ca/ChurchatHome/ and watch ’em. Good Pentecostal / Evangelical church outta Cambridge, Ontario
Now that’s something for which you truly don’t need a special device, electronic or not. Nor do you need to be in any special place — not even, God forbid, a church.
MeGoNow Premium Member about 10 years ago
What’s that other number, a bit farther down? Oh, yes. 666. (And how come the Devil has his own number, and God doesn’t. Guess Satan is an early adopter. And I tried to call God once. You wouldn’t believe the wait time for Customer Support.)
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 10 years ago
Well, we’ve missed your Sunday plate contributions…
Daeder about 10 years ago
I’m an atheist, which is why I wear glasses!BA-DUM PSHH!!!
Allan CB Premium Member about 10 years ago
If I can’t make it to Church (health reasons / insomnia / chronic depression causing physical pain) I go to http://www.forwardchurch.ca/ChurchatHome/ and watch ’em. Good Pentecostal / Evangelical church outta Cambridge, Ontario
The Rolling Cat about 10 years ago
Now that’s something for which you truly don’t need a special device, electronic or not. Nor do you need to be in any special place — not even, God forbid, a church.