Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 03, 2014

there is no way I’ going to let my husband see this one! lol

Lets see: he gets up, visits the bathroom, takes a shower, brushes teeth, runs washcloth over head (no hair) puts on chinos and golf shirt and is ready to go.

I get up, visit bathroom, take a shower,shave legs and arm pits, blow dry and curl my hair, put on make-up, eye liner, shadow, mascara, brush out hair, curl some of it over again, brush again, stand in closet trying to decide which pair of jeans and sweater won’t make me look (insert phobia of choice) Take off outfit and try on 3 more, Decide which shoes goes with outfit, try on 3 more pairs, Notice nail polish is chipped, touch up nail polish, Go down stairs, empty dishwasher, load dishwasher, pick up family room, Try on 3 jackets, look for gloves and scarf, and I’m ready. Husband has been in car for 15 minutes, and asks why I cant get ready on time!

Is she for real?! No concept of time lol

Ralph’s a great survivor husband. He knows when to keep his mouth shut!

O boy waiting on a woman !!!!! 8^(

…and cook dinner, and…

You have to sit without doing ANYTHING after polishing nails (not wash a dog) – surprised nobody mentioned THAT!

She better bathe the dog before she does her nails. She can’t do any work with wet fingernails.

I’ll wait for my wife for ten minutes; when she’s finally ready, I then remember that I need to check the doors and find my keys. Getting old stinks.

Around here it’s the husband who’s always late and I’m fed up with walking into places late because of him! What’s worse is knowing people likely think it’s my fault since women have to do more than men do, and though it’s true I have more to do than he does, HE’s the one who won’t move his tailfeathers! Grrrrr!

Next time she has a bath he needs to let her hold the toaster.

She will be ready to go in an hour and a half, bank on it.