Aunt Fritzi: You cleared all the broken limbs, split the wood up...shovelled the snow...
Man: Yeah! But I'm so filthy and sweaty and...
Aunt Fritzi:...GORGEOUS!
And something from Sluggo to Nancy..Throughout the years, you’ve always been there.Which may be a reason why I’ve lost all my hair.But through it all, you’ve been my best friend.And the reason I’ll love you to the very end..The second line will make her laugh. The last line will make her smile. The two best things to give her on Valentine’s Day anyway.
WSR about 10 years ago
Just be yourself, gentlemen; do the things we really aren’t physically strong enough to do, that’s all..any gifts are just icing.
katina.cooper about 10 years ago
And something from Sluggo to Nancy..Throughout the years, you’ve always been there.Which may be a reason why I’ve lost all my hair.But through it all, you’ve been my best friend.And the reason I’ll love you to the very end..The second line will make her laugh. The last line will make her smile. The two best things to give her on Valentine’s Day anyway.
BoomSkee about 10 years ago
And Happy VALENTINE’s Day ! To each and everyone of YOU !!!
Argy.Bargy2 about 10 years ago
And a very happy Valentine’s Day to Guy, especially! Thanks, Guy!
Jim Kerner about 10 years ago
As the song says, “Little things mean alot”. Happy Valentine’s Day! And Happy Big 60 to me!
Grover Premium Member about 10 years ago
And now it’s time for the oral pachoochka
Willow Mt Lyon about 10 years ago
Happy Valentine’s Day!!!
GuyGilchrist about 10 years ago
Happy Valentine’s Day, everybody! This was a fun week to write!
brklnbern about 10 years ago
Wish somebody would shovel my snow, been nonstop here lately. Need a feminist willing to prove how hardy she is.
overtherainbow about 10 years ago
Awwwww! Nice to see Phil get some sugar. Happy Valentine’s Day, Guy, and all!
overtherainbow about 10 years ago
Also it’s nice to see that Phil apparently hasn’t been stuck in the friend zone all this time.