Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for February 10, 2014

I can brag that at my age, I still have the skin of a teenager. Pssht, you’d think zits would be gone by 60!

I-I-I-I-I, ain’t got no body…

I like Roz, but that was a good one.

yes, you are stretching it out..

Or Shoe says, “You should give it back, because you’re getting it all wrinkled”

So Roz, you’re 107?

Shoe’s comment reflects his multiple marriages.

Spit in his food Roz!

I’ve also been told I have the body of a woman half my age…that wouldn’t sound so bad if I wasn’t a man.

Shoe better watch out; Roz is likely to slip some cyanide into his coffee!

…and he’s gonna eat what she cooks?

Good Gracious Roz, I never dreamed You were THAT old!

I have the body of a 22 yo woman, and I was told to let her go, or be arrested.

Doctor said I have the body of a twenty year old, and I got it all wrinkled.

I have the body of a man half my age. It’s buried inside this one you see.