Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for February 13, 2014
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Transcript:
Girl: Mom, where do babies come from? Woman: Well, darling, they come from the Neiman Marcus catalog. Every year, they have a few amazing gifts, like a ferrari or a trip to Paris. The year you came along, it was babies. And we ordered you. We had a coupon.
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ladykat about 10 years ago
And left in the cabbage patch
Retired Dude about 10 years ago
Don’t know about y’all but I came from Texas.
bobwoodard about 10 years ago
That was easy.
grossvatter about 10 years ago
well well well.my daughter has been taking her sweet time getting me a grandchild. I didn’t know it was this easy. She doesn’t have any excuses now.I sent her a catalog!!
Brisbanekid about 10 years ago
Everyone consider themselves lucky, . . . My mom told me I came from Kmart!
hippogriff about 10 years ago
Retired Dude: So was the Marcus family. (Neiman was a married name.)
ricrocs about 10 years ago
Found me on the roadside!
Skylark about 10 years ago
I was told I was something the cat drug in! When I found out it wasn’t true, I was VERY upset!! I always loved my cat…till then!
hippogriff about 10 years ago
Tigger: And there are states which have proposed legislation that would require your mother to report this to the local sheriff and await arrest.