Matt Bors for January 22, 2014
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Transcript:
News Anchor: An ex-cop shot a dude for texting in a movie theater. Says he threw POPCORN at him! Older Man: Maybe this will spark the national debate WE NEED. Fact is, we need to stop this cheap, easy access to popped corn kernels. News Anchor: Are - are you for real right now? Popcorn control? Older Man: The founders NEVER foresaw popcorn buckets of this SIZE or LETHALITY. News Anchor: Oh, stop the games! THIS IS ABOUT TEXTING AND YOU KNOW IT.
Uncle Joe Premium Member over 10 years ago
I thought shootings only happened in ‘gun free zones’.
Enoki over 10 years ago
That’s what the guy gets for bringing popcorn to a gunfight!....Note: That’s sarcasm….
cjr53 over 10 years ago
Would viagra or cialis help?
Enoki over 10 years ago
Only if you include no intellect or reason for the argument….
frodo1008 over 10 years ago
It would not be impossible to deport every illegal alien in this country, all it would take would be at least an increase of $300 billion or so of the federal budget(for at least a decade, for a total of some $3 trillion added to the federal debt), but then conservatives like yourself would start to complain about the excessive federal budgets!!
As for the statement about guns, that is so far off the wall that it HAS to be extreme sarcasm. And you are intelligent enough to recognize such sarcasm, are you not?
pirate227 over 10 years ago
What a coward. Stand your ground was tailor-made for such cowards.
William Bednar Premium Member over 10 years ago
No, no, no! Shootings only happen in “Popcorn Free” zones!