The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 30, 2014

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There once was a brash young storm trooperWho committed a bit of a blooper -When Yoda said mineThe trooper said NeinAnd got mind-whipped into a dull stupor.

I’d like a seat by the window please.

The other Jedi “mine” trick is where the storm trooper sits in the chair, and it blows up.

Yoda’s going to have to resort to that Jedi mind trick.

Clearly not respectful of elders. Send him back to clone school.

Chop him down to size!

How did Yoda get on the death star?

My kids used that trick when they were Yoda’s size.

You haven’t seen anything yet…. Just wait until he starts using the Jedi Mime trick…. Speaks out loud, he does not.

He did that with R2D2….got a nice table lamp.You ready for Carrie Fisher to get back into her Jaba the Hut outfit?? Sept 2015 Episode VII the search for ……….(forgot again must be the old age)

I did mention that when he pulled at the new lamp with R2D2 but no one else noticed my comment.“Beat metal ass with stick Yoda do for lamp shiny and new”Ignore me they do but at what price they will pay. Me thinks Carrie at 54 in skin tight bikini and white hair in donut rolls.I just remember the wet braless scene in the sewers.Shaky they will when wet.

Not as good as the Jedi mime trick, where the Jedi convinces him that he’s stuck in an invisible box.