Lalo Alcaraz for December 30, 2013

Jeeze Alcaraz, I bet you stayed up all night trying to dream up a toon connecting the New Year with the Duck Dynasty fiasco and this is the best you could come up with? Pretty lame.

I’d rather be a lame liberal than a mentally-crippled homophobe bigot. Asking for equal human rights is not forcing a lifestyle on people living in the last millenium.

At what point did you choose your sexuality?Or did someone force you to be a hetro?

I believe that statement is incorrect. I knew my sexual identity when I was 3 years old. My first long-term boyfriend figured it out at about the age 13. We are not all the same.

“…from trying to make them be gay.”Baseless comments like that are beyond ridiculous.

Hey, Duckman is a pedophile, but at least he’s a STRAIGHT pedophile.

Don’t forget that the bible also teaches that making love to your hand is also a mortal sin, don’t spill that “seed”, Dude!

Most conservatives are pretty dense and unable to appreciate deft satire. This is a funny toon.

Answer: none of the above. YOUR comment is the most offensive. Gay people are great. Mean ignoramuses like you are not.

Nope, Lalo always makes me think and laugh. A true and gifted satirist

You don’t like it, don’t do it. Leave other people alone.