Monty by Jim Meddick for January 19, 2014

Transcript:

Winter is upon us! But this year I refuse to be bested by local hooligans in the art of snowball rattle craft! Sir? Yes, Jarvis. And that's where you come in... Here replace your hat with this bully beanie and hold this target... Now stand at 15Can't talk now Moondog... Monty just drank what we hope is an antidote to the Jekyll potion... And collapse behind the counter. Yeah... Uh huh... Oh, wait... Monty... Is... Is it you?... Are you cured?... Is the reign of terror over? Or is it Hyde? No... Please... Not Mr. Hyde... No... It can't be... It... Oh, no... No... No noooo! It's Mister Rogers! Such a lovely day in the neighborhood!. Neil to simulate bully stature, and we shall begin our exercises! Is this adequate, sir? It'll do. Drat! An honorable attempt, sir! A noble effort! Jarvis, move closer! Almost, sir! That had some pepper on it! Blast it man! Can't you lean right?! Splat! Aha! Now we're getting somewhere! Well placed, sir!