Lawyer dies and arrives at the pearly gates to see everyone turned out to welcome him, with a choir and trumpets, and everything. Surprised, he asked St. Peter if he was the first lawyer to make it to heaven? St. Peter said, “No, we have a few others here, but you’re the first person since Old Testament times to live past the age of 500”. The lawyer looks puzzled and replies “But I died at 67”. St. Peter looks in his books again, smacks his forehead and says “Looks like we added up your billing hours”
Don Winchester Premium Member over 10 years ago
They’re in the wrong place then.
pschearer Premium Member over 10 years ago
They’re not really God, they just play one in hospitals.
unca jim over 10 years ago
Odd, that.. of all the surgeons that have cut me, I deal with on a first-name basis. It’s the GPs that prove to be huge PITA’s.
Digital Frog over 10 years ago
Lawyer dies and arrives at the pearly gates to see everyone turned out to welcome him, with a choir and trumpets, and everything. Surprised, he asked St. Peter if he was the first lawyer to make it to heaven? St. Peter said, “No, we have a few others here, but you’re the first person since Old Testament times to live past the age of 500”. The lawyer looks puzzled and replies “But I died at 67”. St. Peter looks in his books again, smacks his forehead and says “Looks like we added up your billing hours”
Stephen Gilberg over 10 years ago
If they’re cosmetic surgeons, they should enhance their own wings.
craigwestlake over 10 years ago
Interestingly, suicides are highest among the medical profession. It seems having an occasional patient die takes its toll on the doctor also…
The Rolling Cat over 10 years ago
Surprise! You’re not M. Deities after all.