Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for December 29, 2013

Think of all the little sea horses you could have if you were married.

How many times have I heard the last part of that line.

I don’t blame her.Just like Jesus, that guy can’t even swim.

I’m sure his parents would have something to say about it, too – if they knew what was going on.

REALLY?

I once dated a girl with an opinion like that

Didn’t this artist frequently place faces in the panel – haven’t seen those in some time now.

She must of smelt good.

Ok, no one will say it, so I will…..

“But Honey, I’m hung like a horse!”

PICTO took the words right out of my mouth. There is a gorilla face in the water. I think it is aping Melvin.

Good one, though I’m pretty sure he’s a centaur.