Frank and Ernest by Thaves for January 07, 2014

They all get plenty of exercise running their mouths.

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.

Who are these partisans? Tell me so I won’t be caught and sucked in ………………. It’s your duty to let us be warned………….. so we can cancel our subscriptions if need be…………….

That can is getting pretty far down the road and all beat uup ……… when will they stop playing follow-the-leader and the last one in is a rotten egg…….?

Personally, I like it when they do nothing. Most of the stuff they do to us turns out to be quite negative and expensive. BTW, did you notice that the guy that is in the gym is using – wait for it – a dumbbell. Is there a word for that – ironic is not quite right.

This is just not right, politicians are never Frank or Ernest.

And playing basketball with stuff I’m throwing in the trash.

How you stand on an issue depends on where you sit.

Just because I talk about the weather doesn’t make me a weatherman…….. what do think? your sometimes friend…………..

The american people be all like, “I want low taxes, low inflation, and low debt levels. I want the elderly and disabled to be able to live comfortably without working. I want crime-free clean streets. I want lots of stuff to buy with my high salary, but I don’t want the stuff to cost a lot. Food should be really cheap, so no one goes hungry. I don’t want foreigners crossing the border to work at low wage jobs, but if they’re educated and have desirable skills, they should be able to work here with no red tape. I want the strongest standing army in the world, but I don’t want it to go to war, ever.” Yeah, it’s no wonder that government is dysfunctional.

I prefer jumping to conclusions myself. Flying off the handle works well too.