Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 04, 2014
January 03, 2014
January 05, 2014
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Spur, I can't chase a man just because he doesn't want to get married! Uncle Spur: Well as mayor and judge of starlight... I propose a law where all men who say "I do" have to actually do... or face up to 3 days in jail. Well, as judge... that certainly sounds fair... all those in favor, say aye! Aye! Aye! Rip Haywire: Well, ok, but only because I'm dating your niece and you appear to be certifiably insane.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 10 years ago
(chortles) And silliness like this, my friends, is WHY I like this strip! :D
Fly On The Wall over 10 years ago
Looks like Spur and Obama took the same classes at Columbia
Chithing Premium Member over 10 years ago
This sounds like some small towns I’ve been in. I’m just surprised he’s not also the sheriff.
johnrussco over 10 years ago
the Spur system is the way the real world works.
lecrenb over 10 years ago
Unfortunately, in the municipal political world, I have met one or two Spurs…
KAKKAROT1701 over 10 years ago
I’d put up with a little crazy for Breezy……after all she is really hot and very brave to boot!
John W Kennedy Premium Member over 10 years ago
Judge: [sings] At length I became as rich as the GurneysAn incubus then I thought her.So I threw over that rich attorney’sElderly, ugly daughter.The rich attorney my character highTried vainly to disparage,Chorus: [spoken] No!Judge: [spoken] Yes![sings] And now, if you please I’m ready to tryThis breach of promise of marriage.