Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for January 09, 2014
January 06, 2014
January 13, 2014
Transcript:
important dates for next year january 4-25. winter weather panic shopping krazy daze! jan. 12. power outage. big ice storm! jan. 14 power outage tree falls down! jan. 17. power outage. a dog bites the wire! jan. 23 power outage. he does it again! february 15. tedious timekilling hobby day man: i collect squished pennies. woman: i download rare & exotic smileys, like this prancing lemur smiley from madagascar. march 3. anything can happen day! barricade yourself in the closet with a mattress & a few magazines until tomorrow. march 15. the ides of march. roman 1: i have one of the best collections of shot glasses in the roman empire! roman 2: that was last month! march 31. wool allergy awareness day. sheep: fine. i'm leaving. goodbye. april 2. april fools' day observed. banks closed. atms spit seltzer. guy: agk atm ha ha may 20. begin violin lessons day. eenk eenk eenk eenk june 22. stop violin lessons day. eenk eenk eenk eenk oop: stop.
Ida No over 10 years ago
All my best ides occur in March.
puddlesplatt over 10 years ago
Ah yes violin lessons…lasted about 4 years, Mom and Dad, forgot how to take out the ear plugs.
ehtaniguchi over 10 years ago
By March 31 I’m ready to throw all of my wool sweaters into a bonfire.
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
Here and now, ’tis January. Verdict: missed it by that much! The Big Bad occurred in the first week of the month! We shall see about the rest….Eenk!