WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for December 23, 2013

Let’s hope he’s on the "right’ track….

Just ignoring that letter was a loco motive.

“Yes. It mentioned something about having to keep the doors open at night. Why?”

Somebody’s going to be steamed !….

Arthur Dent, revisited. “Honey” couldn’t find a letter opener and didn’t want to ruin her new manicure.

well between my soaps and things, I’ve not had the chance…why?

“No dear, got a telegram all it said was Owww!”