Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 30, 2013

In the speed camera he was overexposed.

ummmm…..my reaction….run over him to get the image out of my mind

Wiley, thanks again for sticking to your “before” or “after” take on things…..Really appreciate it!….Unfortunately my OWN imagination is messin’ with me now…..

Saw a hooker “flash” a guy in Phoenix one time, cost the poor guy the front end of his car, and I assume his insurance paid for the guy he hit. Hmm, and it was even a 25 mph zone! (With a stop light.)

Earth calling Flash! Earth calling Flash,….Come in Flash…..

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080745/quotes

So let me get this straight. He installs thin pieces of impervious metal to prevent the passage of water into a structure from a joint?

Awwww: Yup – my sister used to be an LPN, worked in a ‘nicer’ home, would on occasion share stores.

You need to visit a gentlemen’s club.

I bet the accident rate skyrocketed, though! I aminclined to wonder if the placard has any effect,given that NOBODY thinks regulatory or admonitory signs apply to THEM in any way.

An artist friend said he was once approached by an adventurous young lady who wanted her picture taken one early morning near a local fire hall; specifically, she wanted to be photographed below the overhead signal that tries to get traffic to allow fire trucks to leave the hall. The signal has red lights and a sign that says, “Stop here when flashing.”

phallus aforethought

put that dirty tiny thing away and change your diaper while your at it. that will go down quickly…Ja!

Reminds of a legal consultant I knew…..

Not always. Many years ago, we had a well-built woman who liked to flash picnickers at a city park. She actually became a local legend.

I would speed by him.

ArthurAllen, Yeah, once that first coat comes off, Ooo La La….

Why is “THAT” tune in my head now “The Streak” by Ray Stevens…..Never mind I’m leaving now :)

My wife and I came home from a concert in Hollywood 30 years ago. She was amazed that male and female hookers walked together for safety from want to be pimps. She saw a gal in pigtails and a puffy skirt – when the gal saw her, she flashed her.

I had to explain threesomes with a hooker to her – she still turns red any time I mention it………..

One day we’ll get to see under that coat and we’ll all feel better about ourselves