Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 13, 2013

In the meantime, you could use a spellchecker.

And some sunblock.

@curmudgeon:“messing up a spell”“spell-checker”.

Ah, Guinness…like mother’s milk.

And a mind is a terrible thing to lose.

I know where my mind is, in its jar on my shelf

And all this time I was just wondering “where the yellow went.”

I guess it’s to be expected that the Wiz’s brain would have a beard like his and wear a little wizard’s hat. But there’s just too much grey matter there to fit into the Wizard’s little skull, sorry….

I heard it’s open season on incompetent street mimetic performers. You know – “A terrible mime is a thing to waste.”

" I say..I say..I say son.. When you drink does your Medulla lambada with the Oblongata and the Pons?"…and

Some scientist say that drinking doesn’t destroy brain cells..I say it does…….but only …..the ‘weak’ ones.

A waist is a terrible thing to mind…