Garfield: Sometimes winter can seem gray, dull, lifeless, cold and unforgiving.
Garfield: But then along comes Christmas. And along comes Jon.
Jon: A little help...
When I was growing up, one of our lawn decorations was a large Santa. One year, when I was a teen, my father put it into his head to put Santa on the roof. Suddenly, my younger brother and I saw my father fall past the window, right onto the cement walk! We helped him in; he seemed OK (although he DID break his wrist). My mother noticed some red on the collar of his jacket and started to freak out: she thought there was a head injury. I looked closer at the collar and started to laugh. Soon, my brother joined me, then my father picked up on the joke. My mother was just about ready to kill all 3 of us: “WHAT’S SO FUNNY?”
My father asked her, “Before I went up there, what did you do?”
She answered, “I touched up Santa’s suit.”
Dad: “What did you use?”
That’s when she picked up on the joke: Dad had lipstick on his collar! (Hey, find humor where you can.)
Templo S.U.D. over 9 years ago
Sure, Jon. Just let Garfield grab an extension cord.
Llewellenbruce over 9 years ago
go ahead and plug the lights in Garfield.
Wren Fahel over 9 years ago
When I was growing up, one of our lawn decorations was a large Santa. One year, when I was a teen, my father put it into his head to put Santa on the roof. Suddenly, my younger brother and I saw my father fall past the window, right onto the cement walk! We helped him in; he seemed OK (although he DID break his wrist). My mother noticed some red on the collar of his jacket and started to freak out: she thought there was a head injury. I looked closer at the collar and started to laugh. Soon, my brother joined me, then my father picked up on the joke. My mother was just about ready to kill all 3 of us: “WHAT’S SO FUNNY?”
My father asked her, “Before I went up there, what did you do?”
She answered, “I touched up Santa’s suit.”
Dad: “What did you use?”
That’s when she picked up on the joke: Dad had lipstick on his collar! (Hey, find humor where you can.)
mpeet611 over 9 years ago
My advice to Jon call the fire department because Garfield isn’t letting you down until he runs out of food.
Aaron Saltzer over 9 years ago
Sorry, Jon. You’re not a real person. Haha
Number Three over 9 years ago
I have the same feeling for summer.
It’s the most depressing season ever in my opinion.
xxx
gyroman12345 over 9 years ago
Jon will really light up the place. But only that one spot.
AliCom over 9 years ago
Help? Why John you seem to be doing just fine. Light ’er up Garfield.
Miamaus over 9 years ago
Man, I wish it would snow here. All we get are icy north winds. Brr! When I came home today, my hand were turning blue!
ChristmasBoneCatalog over 9 years ago
The living ornament is back!