Ted Rall for October 23, 2013

Good one, Ted. That last line from Vice is a riot.The backstory: Doctors Disabled Wireless In Cheney’s Pacemaker to Thwart HackersFortunately for old Dick, he had good health insurance. Five heart attacks, multiple surgeries… I wonder what the out of pocket cost was on that.

DC can only be killed by driving a wooden stake thru his heart, cut his head off, stuff the mouth with garlic, burn the remains to ashes and scatter them on moving water, such as a stream or river. That is how the undead are killed.

Cheney reminds me of the character Peredonov in THE PETTY DEMON, by Fedor Sologub — evil in a banal and sullen way. Intelligent in a dark and empty way.

One of your best, Ted!

I’m really conflicted in my feelings about The(his real first name) Dick Cheney. One one hand, I want him to live long enough to travel to the Hague. At the same time, I hope to live long enough to pi$$ on his grave. (Even though I hate standing in long lines.)

and, dick cheney is a draft dodger 5 times.

I’d bet dinner with the Cheneys would be far more entertaining than dinner with the Obamas….

I enjoyed this and yet feeling guilty that I think it’s funny…

“…defend homosexuality which VP Cheney does, too!” If I remember correctly, The Dick did not do so until his daughter came out. Typical tightie rightie hypocrite. Take a hard line position on an issue until it affects you personally.