Matt Bors for October 16, 2013
Transcript:
Justice Scalia explained his devotion to ORIGINALISM in a recent interview: Justice Scalia: "Words have meaning. And their meaning doesn't change." He's wrong, of course. The meaning of words does change over time. Woman: Literally! Justice Scalia: You mean FIGURATIVELY! Woman: Nope. Literally also means figuratively now. But we're talking about a guy who thinks Satan is a real dude with policy positions. Satan: America needs more BUM SEX. We The People Basically, Scalia is AWFUL. Justice Scalia: Why thank you. The original meaning of awful was "inspires wonder." That works too. Scalia's intellect INSPIRES WONDER.
Pharmakeus Ubik over 10 years ago
If he had any respect for the Constitution he would’ve retired, and taken Thomas with him.
ARodney over 10 years ago
Very funny cartoon! And learning that Scalia only gets his news from right-wing sources explains a lot of the startling ignorance of facts he’s been surprising us with in recent oral arguments.
RJ Brown over 10 years ago
Words have meaning when spoken or written in the Constitution and the meaning conveyed does not change, even though the common understanding of a word can change over time.
emptc12 over 10 years ago
At church, we had an old songbook with the hymn “Hark, an Awful Voice is Sounding.” And since religious terminology is usually so old, there are a lot archaic words, once commonly used, that would set people howling today.
chazandru over 10 years ago
While I have little affection for Mr. Scalia, I do not consider him as ‘corrupt’ as I do Thomas who never once reclused himself even when the SCOTUS was reviewing cases on which Liberty Consulting, a lobbying firm for whom Thomas’s wife works making over 600k, was working. Mr. Scalia’s duck hunting trips with Vice President Cheney during the Bush Administration were inappropriate, but did not have the financial taint of Mr. Thomas’s relationship, through his wife, with a conservative lobbying firm. It is an “offal” example of what is happening to our SCOTUS as well as the congress and white house.Respectfully,C.
I Play One On TV over 10 years ago
You’re being unfair. They went hunting. Cheney did not shoot him in the face. Scalia voted that Cheney did not have to reveal the attendees of the “energy summit”, whose conclusions did not even include the word “conservation”.
Cause and effect?
HabaneroBuck over 10 years ago
Satan actually does have a vested interest in putting forth his brand of political policy. Contrary to the suggested practice of pitchforkery, he is actively pursuing an agenda of a one-world currency, a one-world governing body, and ultimately a one-world religion. It is so obvious one could only miss it willfully.
pirate227 over 10 years ago
I’d call Scalia a Neanderthal but, that would demean their accomplishments.