Matt Bors for October 16, 2013
Justice Scalia explained his devotion to ORIGINALISM in a recent interview: Justice Scalia: "Words have meaning. And their meaning doesn't change." He's wrong, of course. The meaning of words does change over time. Woman: Literally! Justice Scalia: You mean FIGURATIVELY! Woman: Nope. Literally also means figuratively now. But we're talking about a guy who thinks Satan is a real dude with policy positions. Satan: America needs more BUM SEX. We The People Basically, Scalia is AWFUL. Justice Scalia: Why thank you. The original meaning of awful was "inspires wonder." That works too. Scalia's intellect INSPIRES WONDER.
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