Oct 11, 2013
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Justice Scalia explained his devotion to ORIGINALISM in a recent interview: 
Justice Scalia: "Words have meaning. And their meaning doesn't change."
He's wrong, of course. The meaning of words does change over time. 
Woman: Literally! 
Justice Scalia: You mean FIGURATIVELY! 
Woman: Nope. Literally also means figuratively now. 
But we're talking about a guy who thinks Satan is a real dude with policy positions. 
Satan: America needs more BUM SEX. 
We The People
Basically, Scalia is AWFUL. 
Justice Scalia: Why thank you. 
The original meaning of awful was "inspires wonder."
That works too. Scalia's intellect INSPIRES WONDER.
Oct 17, 2013
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