Monty by Jim Meddick for October 23, 2013
October 22, 2013
October 24, 2013
Transcript:
He's always late. I thought you told him to meet us at 6:00... I did. But have you to know Moondog. Whatever time you agree to meet at... Add fifteen minutes, and that's roughly the time Moondog leaves his apartment... So it takes twenty-two minutes to get here from his place... Then you need t' factor in six minutes for the drive-thru at Taco Bell, and so he should be year in... Let's see... Four.. Three... Two... Yo.
hometownk Premium Member over 10 years ago
In other words Moondog is right on time. There was a company town we lived in and had a reputation there for being pokey. At our going away party they announced that they could reset their watches back to regular time.
Monster Hesh over 10 years ago
Then why didn’t you tell him to meet you there at 5:30…GENIUS?
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
Monty’s meticulous explication de Moondog may wow us, but I suspect Gretchen will not be thrilled…. It’s almost a quarter to seven, they’re sitting at table with drinks, and Moonie bears a bag of Taco Bell. This does not seem like it’s going to be a Great Date Night….
billyruffian over 10 years ago
43 minutes alone with Gretchen – I think Monty knows what he’s doing…
puddlesplatt over 10 years ago
Gretchen needs to start looking for another bar, or what ever.
FireMedic over 10 years ago
He operates on “Moondog standard time”.