Lobster 1: I would like that one ... Lobster 2: Yum! What's he stuffed with?
Waiter: “Well, you know that empty tank you swam by to get to your table?”
Better hope it’s crab.
Husband Lobster: “If he ate your mother, I wouldn’t know whether to kiss him, or pull out a watch to see how much longer he has to live.”
Don’t worry, human. That boiling pot of water won’t hurt for too long.
Mighty big appetite for a craven fish, uh, crayfish.
Lol funny.
I don’t think you want to know what he’s stuffed with, Ma’am.
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Ida No over 10 years ago
Waiter: “Well, you know that empty tank you swam by to get to your table?”
edclectic over 10 years ago
Better hope it’s crab.
Ida No over 10 years ago
Husband Lobster: “If he ate your mother, I wouldn’t know whether to kiss him, or pull out a watch to see how much longer he has to live.”
katina.cooper over 10 years ago
Don’t worry, human. That boiling pot of water won’t hurt for too long.
Jonni over 10 years ago
Mighty big appetite for a craven fish, uh, crayfish.
Aaron Saltzer over 10 years ago
Lol funny.
⛒⛑⚒⚜♽♶☮☸☯e 6 months ago
I don’t think you want to know what he’s stuffed with, Ma’am.