Monty by Jim Meddick for September 25, 2013

You can tell that Monty’s from Jersey.

Did they even have Yahtzee in those days? I rather doubt it. I guess this goes along with the Quantum Leap twist cap beer and microwave popcorn.

Poor bar girl. Cut off from her trade and earning nothing but contempt for the phony McKillor…. Monty, I’ll say it again: you are such a wuss!

More painful awkward than funny

They did have dice then, and that’s all you need.

I’d be mortified too,

Monty is Mckilling the ladies. He couldn’t get some if he was in a monkey whorehouse witha bunch of bananas in his hands.

Of all of Monty’s fails, this one has to be among the most epic ones…

Henny Youngman was walking down 52nd Street when a woman came up to him and said “I’ll do anything you want for $100.”Henny Youngman said “Paint my house.”

Good judgement, Monty. I heard she has a bad case of crotch scurvy.

She looks beautiful! Sorry she’s not having fun.

Any time. Any place. With any name. Monty will have a lady friend. Only a friend.