Wife: “Your round of golf took longer than usual, dear.”Husband: “Yes. Ferguson dropped dead of a heart attack on the third tee.”Wife: “How awful!.”Husband: “It was. Take a shot, drag Ferguson. Take another shot, drag Ferguson. I thought we’d never finish.”
Linguist over 10 years ago
Good idea. CSI will be thrilled.
jack fairbanks over 10 years ago
better be “quick”
tomtrek over 10 years ago
Don’t forget to rake it up.
jtviper7 over 10 years ago
I think he died trying to hit out too…
yimhere over 10 years ago
Where are the glasses? ….. Mulligan’s last shot?
Linguist over 10 years ago
Gives a whole new meaning to the words sand trap….
katzenbooks45 over 10 years ago
Wife: “Your round of golf took longer than usual, dear.”Husband: “Yes. Ferguson dropped dead of a heart attack on the third tee.”Wife: “How awful!.”Husband: “It was. Take a shot, drag Ferguson. Take another shot, drag Ferguson. I thought we’d never finish.”