Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 13, 2013

Okay, they flung a cow on Monty Python (…Holy Grail) and a piano on Northern Exposure, so why not start the whole flinging thing off with a sheep? It had to start somewhere. You go Homer… you started a trend.

Oh, I’ve been on the River Gambit…The Gambit River is not to be messed with…You’re takin’ your chance on the Gambit….

Duncan is so cute on the dock….Hey wait what happens when the sheep land? Oh, ewe….what a mess…..

I’m not sure that is a sheepapult. I think it could be a baaarometer which is used to castrate young male sheep. So it’s a wether machine.

I do not like these comic strips that mock heaven.

How many flying sheep will he count before he falls asleep?

Knit one, hurl one.

This wool get ugly.

thank you thank you thank you, and Bless you.

ok, for myth and fantasy this is little better…..

I hope you’re feeling sheepish about that sort of fuzzy logic. The alternate route was too far.

What if the sheep hit the water and the wool shrinks ? Doesn’t that mess with the bottom line?

This scenario is almost as fun as Captain Eddie inventing a story to cover whatever happened the last time he took the boat out.

Remember, the bridge is out….

I kind of get where Aaron is coming from. I am ok with these comics that depict heaven, thought I did not care for a comic last week that showed god as a cat. He definitely is a dog person, as am I.

I believe the WKRP in Cincinnati was when turkeys were dropped and the station manager, Mr. Carlson thought they could fly.

“Do you herd sheep?”My Grandma sighed.My Grandpa leaped in fright.“That grammar’s wrong,” he said to me.“‘Have you heard sheep’ is right.”

-Walt Kelly