Do they even know what an Aussie is? Well they do carry themselves.. right to the buffet table. Jerry needs that quarter to call someone who cares because we sure don’t.
Us Americans all look alike, speak for yourself Burl, Crustwoodeons all look alike alright, wide and wider with swagger. I notice there was no question about who Jerry was?
I don’t quite understand why they are at a party to welcome Aussies (has to be free food – but a cash bar??) ANDJust why are any Aussies interested in coming to Crustwood?
Do they know something that has eluded the rest of us?
I can visualize having a home on Ballard Street, but not in Crustwood. That’s where the folks I like to make fun of live
Maybe it’s a visiting delegation …. Porpoise Spit is their sister city in Oz….
They picked each other in newspaper competitions just because the readers in both places liked the names…and the town descriptions were similar…quiet, dull, ordinary….
Now the Aussies have come to see what the real Crustwood is like….Somebody said “That’s Burl and Dale over here…Real Crustwoodians, those two…”
Next week when the visitors go home, they’re going to start emancipation proceedings, so they can pick a new sister.
leakysqueaky712 over 10 years ago
Pride and dignity? Don’t forget a forklift.
Good Morning All
leakysqueaky712 over 10 years ago
I’m Burl, he’s Dale brings back memories of that goofy tv show years ago……..I’m Dickens, hes Fenster
margueritem over 10 years ago
A WHOLE quarter?!? Jer, are you sure you can spare it?
Laura Gildwarg over 10 years ago
Jerry, last of the big spenders. Talk about ‘pride and dignity’…
I have toenails on my fingers! over 10 years ago
That Saul, Earl, or Fred is mighty inquisitive for an Aussie. Probably a conniving swag man.
loveslife over 10 years ago
Do they even know what an Aussie is? Well they do carry themselves.. right to the buffet table. Jerry needs that quarter to call someone who cares because we sure don’t.
mikie2 over 10 years ago
Jeez Louise!
imnormal over 10 years ago
Us Americans all look alike, speak for yourself Burl, Crustwoodeons all look alike alright, wide and wider with swagger. I notice there was no question about who Jerry was?
fma over 10 years ago
Can’t the “Aussie” read name tags?
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 10 years ago
The Aussies should fit right in, they even tuck their ties inside their shirts, just like those “men-o-fashion” in Crustwood.
vldazzle over 10 years ago
I don’t quite understand why they are at a party to welcome Aussies (has to be free food – but a cash bar??) ANDJust why are any Aussies interested in coming to Crustwood?
Do they know something that has eluded the rest of us?
I can visualize having a home on Ballard Street, but not in Crustwood. That’s where the folks I like to make fun of live
MaNoah over 10 years ago
4 drinks for 10 dollars, and a quarter back??? i think he’s about 30 bux short there, bub.
I have toenails on my fingers! over 10 years ago
“So, which one of you is Burl and which one is Dale?”
What?!? Does their reputation as a duo precede them? Are they a team like Romulus and Remus or pots and pans?
Ursula A Kehoe Premium Member over 10 years ago
I like the reference to Porpoise Spit … they’re definitely like Muriel Hislop’s father!
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 10 years ago
Maybe it’s a visiting delegation …. Porpoise Spit is their sister city in Oz….
They picked each other in newspaper competitions just because the readers in both places liked the names…and the town descriptions were similar…quiet, dull, ordinary….
Now the Aussies have come to see what the real Crustwood is like….Somebody said “That’s Burl and Dale over here…Real Crustwoodians, those two…”
Next week when the visitors go home, they’re going to start emancipation proceedings, so they can pick a new sister.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 10 years ago
Good morning, Leaky!Sorry I wasn’t here to say hello.
I actually fell asleep!Before two!
Sorry to gloat…. but it’s so rare…. I’m sure you understand.