“No anchovies? You’ve got the wrong man. I spell my name Danger!”
Can you say “Hairy Poppins”?
He’ll keep the little princeling quiet !
Vlad from Frog Applause is looking for a new job.
The little one has Jolly Uncle Harry to show him all he needs to know about “showing off,” as he proved in Las Vegas. Hey-yo!
Did it come with a selfie?
it could be nigel from australia. then, the child will have an aussie accent and loving vegemite and hacking everyone’s phones and emails.
He comes highly recommended by Jesus Hazard and Austin Powers.
HA! love this one!
Carlos Danger- Gaucho of love!OLE!(snap)
At first I suspected the Mormon Tabernacle Choir, but they lacked motive.
(okay, yeah, it isn’t Firesign. it’s still a good line.)
How about:I’m high alright, but not on false drugs! I’m high on the real thing: powerful gasoline, a clean windshield, and a shoe shine!
Looks like a lot of posters here don’t get the joke, so I’ll just spell it out::“Carlos Danger” is a fake name that congressman Anthony Weiner used when sending pictures of his penis to people’s smartphones.
They’re looking for a nanny, not a ‘nana. An au pair, not a pair. A chaperone, not a chap’s cojones.
This is a little wiener of a joke.
phydeaux44 almost 11 years ago
“No anchovies? You’ve got the wrong man. I spell my name Danger!”
Sherlock Watson almost 11 years ago
Can you say “Hairy Poppins”?
Linguist almost 11 years ago
He’ll keep the little princeling quiet !
Linguist almost 11 years ago
Vlad from Frog Applause is looking for a new job.
SlyMongoose almost 11 years ago
The little one has Jolly Uncle Harry to show him all he needs to know about “showing off,” as he proved in Las Vegas. Hey-yo!
Lacrymose almost 11 years ago
Did it come with a selfie?
vwdualnomand almost 11 years ago
it could be nigel from australia. then, the child will have an aussie accent and loving vegemite and hacking everyone’s phones and emails.
edclectic almost 11 years ago
He comes highly recommended by Jesus Hazard and Austin Powers.
Nelly55 almost 11 years ago
HA! love this one!
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Carlos Danger- Gaucho of love!OLE!(snap)
Cloudster almost 11 years ago
At first I suspected the Mormon Tabernacle Choir, but they lacked motive.
(okay, yeah, it isn’t Firesign. it’s still a good line.)
How about:I’m high alright, but not on false drugs! I’m high on the real thing: powerful gasoline, a clean windshield, and a shoe shine!
Sherlock Watson almost 11 years ago
Looks like a lot of posters here don’t get the joke, so I’ll just spell it out::“Carlos Danger” is a fake name that congressman Anthony Weiner used when sending pictures of his penis to people’s smartphones.
Coyoty Premium Member almost 11 years ago
They’re looking for a nanny, not a ‘nana. An au pair, not a pair. A chaperone, not a chap’s cojones.
Intophaloblue over 10 years ago
This is a little wiener of a joke.