Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for August 06, 2013

What’s in your trunk?

Just my wife’s walker in the trunk. The back seat is so full no one can sit there..

But X …. what’s in your wallet?

Yesterday I had all kinds of electronics. Today, the trunk is empty.

Old beach towel and comforter, first aid kit, power inverter, and extra tie down straps for the roof rack.

Me neither!

And what teen uses “cretin”?

Plods with beer must live in the desert SW like me. I often put one of those in there.

I have a leather tool pouch with a tape, multi-tool and some drivers and a big flat bag from the nursery, my partitioned velcro container to hold grocery bags and at least one umbrella for sun or rain.

It’s all in the interpretation.

Women – they start expecting mind-reading so young.

I have a truck so I have no trunk. All my stuff is stored under the back seat. First aid kit, car kit, kids chair, umbrella, cloth bags, and a waterproof cover for picnics. As for the ‘other’ trunk……you REALLY don’t want to know. Some monsters are best left under lock and key. :-p

I don’t know when the wife turned; but she has some real issues lately. Yeah, she has way too much junk in the emo trunk.

You’re not kidding!

Is anyone else concerned that Jean has Grandkids in a trunk?