Monty by Jim Meddick for August 16, 2013
August 15, 2013
August 17, 2013
Transcript:
Approximately how many drinks do you have per evening? Uh... Let's see... I'd say one drink... And on weekends...? Maybe two. Tops. Ok... Patient consumes, on average 1 (one) beer, wine or two ounces of... Whoa. Whoa. Wait. Hold on... Beer counts?
tattooedcyberidiot over 10 years ago
Doc’s getting closer to Moondog’s alement
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
There are not a few people who have Moonie’s trouble with arithmetic. Beers count. Wine counts. All other alcoholic beverages count.So, what was that per evening number again?
x_Tech over 10 years ago
Hey that’s great. Mornings and afternoons don’t count.
Varnes over 10 years ago
x_tech, I like the way you think….In fact I’ll drink to that!
Kroykali over 10 years ago
In Moondog’s case, it’s 5 o’clock everywhere.
puddlesplatt over 10 years ago
Martinis don’t count…they are so small.
Mayor Snorkum over 10 years ago
A pal of mine used to call a beer a barley sandwich.
vldazzle over 10 years ago
Well, I WILL enjoy a drink or two after this meatless year, but just like my man, I will switch to mocktails after 2 max.
hometownk Premium Member over 10 years ago
My b-i-l calls them wobbly pop.
tbritt99 over 10 years ago
Who has 2 ounces of ANYTHING?
Popeyesforearm over 10 years ago
MD is about to set the bar reeeal high
Coyoty Premium Member over 10 years ago
Please don’t start counting beers.
Hunter7 over 10 years ago
Where does he gwt 2 oz?The glasses are at least 6 oz!